The Wonderful Woods

Once upon a time there was a forest, this was a very unusual forest. It had weird animals in it. There were animals like the Angora Rabbit and the Sun Bear. The weirdest of all the animals in the forest was Landon. Landon is a gay forest animal (really, look it up on urban dictionary). Landon was the weirdest animal you would ever see. It was an alpaca with the head of a beaver and the tail of a poodle. Landon would always cause trouble in the forest. He always made fun of the other animals accept for one. Eliza. She was the cutest dingo in all of the forest and Landon was in love with her. Eliza on the other hand hated Landon. Eliza thought that he was the ugliest thing in the whole wide forest. One day, Eliza was walking in the forest with her best friend Sarah when Landon came out of the forest and scared Sarah away. So now Eliza was alone with Landon and wanna know what Eliza did? She kissed Landon cause she was so in love with him at the moment! Just kidding! Eliza threw rocks at Landon and called the animal police to take him to jail for attempted rape.

What a wonderful story! The End!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!