The Candy Jar

One upon a time there was a candy jar. This candy jar was very sad. It wanted to kill itself because there was no candy in it. One day there was a little boy that saw the jar and said, "Mister Jar, why don't you have candy in you?" The jar then said, "I don't know why, I think that I don't have candy in me because I am an ugly jar." The boy looked shocked and said, "You are not ugly, candy jars are not ever ugly." The candy then said, "Your right! I am going to go gets some candy in me." Then all of a sudden Michael Scott from the office came in and said, "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" and the candy jar laughed so hard that it fell off the table and died.
                                                              The End!