The Stupidest Person in the Entire World!

Once upon a time there was a person named Nathaniel. He was very VERY VERY stupid. Nathaniel was unfortunately the King of England. Since he was the king, he made the rules. One day, a person came up to him and asked him why he was so stupid. Nathaniel replied, "BECAUSE A AM! DUHHHHHHHHHHHH!" after that the person died cause Nathaniel killed him. Then the guy brother killed Nathaniel.

                                           THE END

SPOCK!

Once upon a time there was a girl named Katrina. Katrina lived on earth but one day a ship landed by her house. The spaceship crushed a couple of houses but nobody was hurt. Once the spaceship landed and the door opened with a big * woosh * sound, out walked........ SPOCK! Spock went up to Katrina and asked her, "Katrina, will you come and save the universe?" Katrina looked at spock and said, "Ok!" and left with Spock.

                                                                  The End!

P.S. its short cause I didn't have a lot of time to type....

The Ninja

Once upon a time there was a ninja. She was no ordinary ninja, she was a ninja assassin and her name was Athena. Athena was part of a royal family so nobody suspected that she would be the Masked Ninja Assassin! *dun dun dun* (everyone called her that cause nobody knew she was the ninja assassin). One day Athena was buying some clothes when she saw a villain. It was Phillip the Destroyer. Phillip was the most evil villain of all, he would steal candy from little children, and take paper from work, and worst of all he didn't return peoples pens when he borrowed them. Athena suddenly decided that she would be a hero and get rid of Phillip. So she went to the bathroom to change into her ninja assassin costume. After that she went and chased down Phillip and put him in handcuffs when she realized that it was a guy in costume. Athena then said that she was sorry and let him out of the handcuffs. Then she saw the real Phillip! She then got her ninja sword and... this ending is not approved for people ages 1-100. the ending has been removed from the world. If you want to know the end then here is a revised version. Athena then put her sword away and became friends with Phillip.

                        The End

The Little Adorable Princess

One upon a time there was an adorable princess named Eileen. Eileen was the most stunning, beautiful pricess in all of Saphael. She had long, golden blond hair, and ice blue eyes. She couldn't go one day without having someone ask to be her boyfriend. She hated it because it was all ugly people that said that. Also, she was in love with the brown curly haired boy, who is called Will. His real name is William but he is called Will. One day Eileen walked up to Will and said, "I love you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!" Will was surprised by the sudden confession from Eileen that he screamed like a girl and fainted. Eileen was so sad that she buried him under her bed and every night she would dig him up and read him the story All My Friends Are Dead.

                                              The End

The Candy Jar

One upon a time there was a candy jar. This candy jar was very sad. It wanted to kill itself because there was no candy in it. One day there was a little boy that saw the jar and said, "Mister Jar, why don't you have candy in you?" The jar then said, "I don't know why, I think that I don't have candy in me because I am an ugly jar." The boy looked shocked and said, "You are not ugly, candy jars are not ever ugly." The candy then said, "Your right! I am going to go gets some candy in me." Then all of a sudden Michael Scott from the office came in and said, "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" and the candy jar laughed so hard that it fell off the table and died.
                                                              The End!

The Wonderful Woods

Once upon a time there was a forest, this was a very unusual forest. It had weird animals in it. There were animals like the Angora Rabbit and the Sun Bear. The weirdest of all the animals in the forest was Landon. Landon is a gay forest animal (really, look it up on urban dictionary). Landon was the weirdest animal you would ever see. It was an alpaca with the head of a beaver and the tail of a poodle. Landon would always cause trouble in the forest. He always made fun of the other animals accept for one. Eliza. She was the cutest dingo in all of the forest and Landon was in love with her. Eliza on the other hand hated Landon. Eliza thought that he was the ugliest thing in the whole wide forest. One day, Eliza was walking in the forest with her best friend Sarah when Landon came out of the forest and scared Sarah away. So now Eliza was alone with Landon and wanna know what Eliza did? She kissed Landon cause she was so in love with him at the moment! Just kidding! Eliza threw rocks at Landon and called the animal police to take him to jail for attempted rape.

What a wonderful story! The End!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dante the Weird Llama

Dante was a llama, he wasn't liked by the other llamas cause he was different. Most of the llamas that Dante knows are regular colors like white and brown, but Dante was Rainbow. Dante also had wings and he would fly away whenever someone started to make fun of his colorful fur. One day Dante was talking to his pet rock (it was his only friend) and the rock came to life! Dante's rock wanted to meet all the people that have made fun of him so Dante took him to the other llamas. Dante's rock then went crazy when the other llamas started to make fun of Dante and Dante's rock started to fly and hit all the llamas in the face.

                                                           The End


P.S. I was all out of ideas for a story so... yea.....

Welcome!

Hello everyone and welcome to my blog! I will be telling random stories! Some fiction, some non-fiction. Well.... I'm going to go think of stories to tell. :)